Come April, I’d love to see a Retina Display upgrade, a healthy amount of RAM, and an ever so glorious SD slot. I’m willing to sacrifice a few hours to battery to make that happen. Wouldn’t you?

That was me in January. Looks like I’ll have to wait until September for something like that.

At this point, I think we’re all expecting an update much like the 3GS was to the 3G, most likely to the groans of Apple dissenters everywhere. I also would expect a Gizmodo article on “Why You Shouldn’t Buy The Newest iPad”. That seems to be their required monthly article these days. I’m hoping for a lengthy look into iOS 5. It may seem like business as usual, but for someone that has been yearning for more RAM in their current iPad, this event will be music to my ears.

March iPad Event:
*Thinner, faster, FaceTime-capable iPad,
*Universal ATT/Verizon 3G Model,
*iOS 5 preview with revamped notification system.

If they show off iOS 5 and the notification system is exactly the same, I’m throwing my iPhone out of the nearest window.